Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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