You're so nebulous sometimes
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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