Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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