he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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