All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
