what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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