my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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