laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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