we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep