Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be