Whod you bang
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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