Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
