We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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