last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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