I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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