I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Randomize