he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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