what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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