Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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