They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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