i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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