I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season