If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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