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Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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