If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
this hospital has no fireball
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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