i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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