4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
did you get engaged???
It's Friday. Sex?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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