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there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.

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(203): there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous. http://tfl.nu/bkt2

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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.

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(717): Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate. http://tfl.nu/t5hj

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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated

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(517): There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated http://tfl.nu/7pju

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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major

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(314): In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major http://tfl.nu/y5g5

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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.

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(804): Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning. http://tfl.nu/1rpm

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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.

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(609): and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience. http://tfl.nu/1o4v

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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.

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(773): Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices. http://tfl.nu/v05l

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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"

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(954): I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!" http://tfl.nu/pxgz

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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"

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(315): That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm" http://tfl.nu/evrk

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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.

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(403): luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist. http://tfl.nu/qzta

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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.

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(310): we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic. http://tfl.nu/v0qg

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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?

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(858): Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently? http://tfl.nu/merx

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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake

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(267): My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake http://tfl.nu/gq0m

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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision

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(631): Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision http://tfl.nu/3v04

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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!

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(760): Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it! http://tfl.nu/qsog

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