Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My first STD was from a foam party

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(323): View more from California

i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy

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(407): View more from Florida

Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex

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(510): View more from California

i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.

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(239): View more from Florida

Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.

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(785): View more from Kansas

this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.

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