Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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