Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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