i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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