she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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