I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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