He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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