Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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