My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
there is puke in my bra ... again
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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