I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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