Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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