so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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