thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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