you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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