He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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