are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
sarcasm needs its own font
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I woke up under a house in Key West
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