no, he came in my armpit
only if we run a train.
done.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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