I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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