Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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