glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
