Have you finally orgasmed yet?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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