He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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