LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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