Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I need water and some morals
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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