small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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