A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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