sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
