Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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