Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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